Wicker King (jtoomey) wrote,
Wicker King

  • Music:

A Carpenter, I'd Be: Karen

1. If I were an application, I'd be: vi
2. If I were an architectural style, I'd be: Baroque
3. If I were a head case, I'd be: Hospitalized
4. If I were a Wonder Twin, I'd be: The one that could turn into animals
5. If I were a Flintstone, I'd be: Fred
6. If I were a piece of metallic hardware used to attach one piece of wood to another, I'd be: A screw
7. If I were a, I'd be: A vowel
8. If I were a televangelist, I'd be: Damned
9. If I were a Baldwin Brother, I'd be: Alec
10. If I were a hat maker, I'd be: Busy
11. If I were a Tree, I'd be: Rollins
12. If I were a ewer, I'd be: Fun to say
13. If I were a simile, I'd be: Like a metaphor
14. If I were a can, I'd be: Aluminum
15. If I were a Nethack class, I'd be: A wizard
16. If I were a shoe, I'd be: A Fluvog
17. If I were a rich man, I'd be: Zero Mostel
18. If I were a drug, I'd be: A hallucinogen
19. If I were an eggplant, I'd be: More careful next time
20. If I were a meme, I'd be: All your base, baby
21. If I were a They Might Be Giants song, I'd be: The End of the Tour
22. If I were in my element, I'd be: Comfortable
23. If I were a split infinitive, I'd be: To subversively respond
24. If I were a hat maker, I'd be: Relaxing a bit, after being so busy earlier
25. If I were a move, I'd be: Busted
26. If I were a basic cable network, I'd be: Anything but C-SPAN
27. If I were a porpoise, I'd be: Regularly mistaken for a dolphin
28. If I were a sensation, I'd be: Singular
29. If I were a Jethro Tull album, I'd be: Stormwatch
30. If I were a scent, I'd be: Climbing
31. If I were a non-stick surface, I'd be: Teflon
32. If I were nothing, I'd be:
33. If I were a poem, I'd be: Iambic Pentameter
34. If I were a cat, I'd be: Lazy
35. If I wore a coat, I'd be: Warmer
36. If I were a soundtrack, I'd be: Say Anything
37. If I were a technology, I'd be: Instant On Lighting (IOL)
38. If I were a laugh track, I'd be: Condescending
39. If I were a Rolaid, I'd be: Relieved
40. If I were a smart ass, I'd be: Me

  • Never Forget

    January 31st, 2007

  • "The Seeker"?

    Hmmm. Be very, very afraid. (And I thought I was frightened before.) Was Over Sea, Under Stone deemed too dull for a crowd of 2007 children?

  • See Also

    Clicky to comic source. (I'd also find someone who could do a better job with the text.)

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