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INT. A COCKTAIL PARTY
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES and JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM are enjoying themselves at a cocktail party. CATHERINE ZETA-JONES is talking to a handsome man while JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM is also making small talk with a member of the opposite sex.
I mean, we're talking about creatures with roughly the same IQ as a Tic-Tac.
MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
Hahahahahahaha!! Oh, how frightfully witty. Shame on you, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES for not introducing me to JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM sooner.