Wicker King (jtoomey) wrote,
Wicker King
jtoomey
  • Music: Computer Hum

ENTER. A SCREENPLAY.

    CUT TO.

    INT. A COCKTAIL PARTY

    CATHERINE ZETA-JONES and JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM are enjoying themselves at a cocktail party. CATHERINE ZETA-JONES is talking to a handsome man while JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM is also making small talk with a member of the opposite sex.

    JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM

    I mean, we're talking about creatures with roughly the same IQ as a Tic-Tac.

    MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

    Hahahahahahaha!! Oh, how frightfully witty. Shame on you, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES for not introducing me to JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM sooner.
http://www.astonishingtales.com/php2/miscellany/webscreenplay/screenplay.php?filename=http://jtoomey.livejournal.com/
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  • Never Forget

    January 31st, 2007

  • "The Seeker"?

    Hmmm. Be very, very afraid. (And I thought I was frightened before.) Was Over Sea, Under Stone deemed too dull for a crowd of 2007 children?

  • See Also

    Clicky to comic source. (I'd also find someone who could do a better job with the text.)

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