December 17th, 2003

ENTER. A SCREENPLAY.

    CUT TO.

    INT. A COCKTAIL PARTY

    CATHERINE ZETA-JONES and JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM are enjoying themselves at a cocktail party. CATHERINE ZETA-JONES is talking to a handsome man while JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM is also making small talk with a member of the opposite sex.

    JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM

    I mean, we're talking about creatures with roughly the same IQ as a Tic-Tac.

    MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

    Hahahahahahaha!! Oh, how frightfully witty. Shame on you, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES for not introducing me to JTOOMEY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM sooner.
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