Wicker King (jtoomey) wrote,
Wicker King

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A Moral Story

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to
be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy,
who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day
she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and
committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just
once? What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to
the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her
husband was standing outside and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test.
We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family.

Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

  • Never Forget

    January 31st, 2007

  • "The Seeker"?

    Hmmm. Be very, very afraid. (And I thought I was frightened before.) Was Over Sea, Under Stone deemed too dull for a crowd of 2007 children?

  • See Also

    Clicky to comic source. (I'd also find someone who could do a better job with the text.)

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