Wicker King (jtoomey) wrote,
Wicker King
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Not Too Keen on the Quizzes

What's your favorite...
...carbuncle? subdermal
...asphalt? hot mix
...bandicoot? Isoodon obesulus
...hobo marking? nice lady
...pie? mince meat
...noble gas? Xenon

Have you ever...
...smelted? Yes
...defibrillated? Yes
...defenstrated? Yes
...hankered? Yes
...hankered for a hunk of cheese? Yes
...hankered for a slab, a slice, or a chunk of cheese? Yes
...slaughtered a band-aid-wearing organ-grinder in cold blood? No

Which is worse...
...Mice or Muskrats? Muskrats
...Perry Mason or Masonite? Can't decide
...Rhubarb or Venison? Rhubarb
...Froth or Fizz? Froth
...Hell or New Jersey? Newark
...Emily Dickenson or Elizabeth Barrett Browning? Emily
...Hangnails or Limb Stumps? Limb Stumps
...Harvey or Wilcox? Wilcox

What's with...
...your attitude? Chill, biznatch.
...that tie? Step back, Wilcox.
...that smell? Don't look at me!
...Seinfeld? Sell out.
...rhubarb? Sell out.
...Steve? He's got a clue for you, if you know what I mean.
...that last answer? Don't mind me -- it's just the drugs talking.
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