Honestly, it's not the flying I so dislike, it's the airlines themselves. Flying used to be classy, exciting, and high-brow, and the airlines seem to think they can act as though it still is, even as they treat their customers like shit. The hypocrisy gets to me a bit, I guess, but I'm as bound to the current system as anybody else.
I mention this because I'm getting on a plane tomorrow morning, and I'll be spending an absurd portion of the rest of the day there.
I'll be away for about a week and a half, in any case. That's right, I'm out of town like something that quickly removes itself from a relatively small collection of primarily single-family homes.
If you need to get in contact with me, try saying my name three times, spinning four times (widdershins), and clicking your heels. I won't magically appear, but maybe it'll cheer you up. If it doesn't, try the Hokey Pokey.
Have a lovely time, and I'll see you when I get back.